• ssillyssadass
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    2 years ago

    Not to be dramatic but I hope Blinky drove off a cliff and exploded

  • TragicNotCute
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    2 years ago

    Blinky is like:

    You can store your seized coke in my nose!

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        2 years ago

        I’m gonna assume it’s ‘awful taste and awful execution’. This is nightmare fuel that not even a Cars straight-to-DVD rip-off could top.

  • WintLizard@sh.itjust.works
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    2 years ago

    I would be less likely to commit a crime if I thought this abomination would turn up, so maybe it’s working?

  • AccidentalRob
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    2 years ago

    I saw Blinky once on display at the CN Tower. It spoke and it spouted pre recorded messages about safety, it’s eyes looked around and… obviously… blinked. Kids loved it. Adults looked horrified.