Dad JokesEnglish • 11 months ago

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

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How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

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Dad JokesEnglish • 11 months ago

Nothing, it’s on the house.

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2•11 months ago
Nice!

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