• chi-chan~
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    257 months ago

    Me: ‘I don’t need a bag’.

    Also me:

    • @jopepa
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      67 months ago

      One trip! One trip! One trip!

      • @[email protected]
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        87 months ago

        My dad likes to joke about how when he was a kid, his dad would call him lazy if he tried to carry in too many groceries in one trip, since he was trying to save a trip. But if he carried too few groceries in at once, he was lazy because he was strong enough to carry in more. So it was a “damned if you do, damned if you don’t” type situation.

  • @OccamsTeapot
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    47 months ago

    My man is doing a great job. Eat like a king!

  • @Bel_Shamharoth
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    27 months ago

    Give Me Orange Give Orange Me Give Eat Orange Me Eat Orange Give Me Eat Orange Give Me You.