Hi queens!! Glad to finally have a safe space to discuss our lives

I am a landlord and I have about 7 different properties, I have to keep an eye on my tenants so I installed some microphone and camera in their house 😂😂

Anyway last weekend I seen my tenant who is a single mom got her kid some funkopops on the camera, I specifically said in the lease that NO funkopops allowed in the house so I was pissed!!! I arrived and zoomed through the hallway on my trusty mobility scooter, my heart racing with a mix of frustration and determination, I arrived at the house and smashed through the door with my scooter (it’s reinforced to help break into my renter’s houses). The funkopop was in the living room cluttering the place and devaluing my precious property!!!

The renter and her kid were there screaming at me for being in my own property, that pissed me off so I fucking drove the scooter at them and the kid didn’t move fast enough I crushed his thin little toes 😂 if he was a healthier size his toes would still be intact.

I told the thincel mom her and her kid they were evicted and the kid started crying 😂 I also took the funkopop and crushed it under my scooter. Also I noticed they had fruit in their kitchen which made me barf a little.

Moral of the story; never fuck with a healthy queen!!

Btw anyone want to rent a house I got one spare 😂