What game is it and how are you doing?

BONUS QUESTION: He instead offers you $1 billion if you go to the Mortal Kombat universe, join the tournament and survive. He’ll have Raiden train you for a year, then the blood splatters. Do you accept?

BONUS BONUS QUESTION: He offers to send you to a video game world of your choosing, only you can never come back home or contact anyone here ever again, not even with in-universe abilities. Do you accept and, if so, which one?

  • @branor
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    161 year ago

    Cities: Skylines - no problem, it’s a great place to live! … As long as your house is near an evacuation shelter, on account of all the tornados and stuff.

    • @Tavarin
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      41 year ago

      Same for me, my city is pretty nice and I don’t have extreme weather enabled so no tornadoes in mine.

  • @antoneg
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    131 year ago

    Animal Crossing here I come.

  • @[email protected]
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    111 year ago

    I probably won’t, the last video game I played was Minecraft, I can’t imagine myself surviving such harsh environment.

  • jecxjo
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    111 year ago

    Technically it was Pokemon as my 4 year old is now stuck because the last stage of the new open world game has actual story line to follow and he can’t read. Was able to catch a hundred Pokemon, beat all gyms all by basically button mashing om which attack to do.

    So yeah I’ll take $20M as humans dont die in Pokemon.

    No to MK. Game is rigged as everyone else has superpowers.

    And the bonus bonus is a no go not because of not seeing anyone but because then I’d have money in that game world and that isn’t very useful.

  • @[email protected]
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    91 year ago

    Absolutely. I was playing Cities: Skylines.

    I would spend that year driving around in my doughnut truck, working at Dino Oil or Healthy Weeds, enjoy my weekends at the parking lot or the bouncy castle, and run to high ground during the next tsunami.

    After winning the cash I’d ask to be transported to the Ark universe, and then I’d spend the rest of my life in a glass mansion, training armies of dinosaurs to do my bidding.
    JK, I’d probably spend the rest of my very short life running naked from a dilophosaur while screaming. Still more fun than reality.

  • @Clown_Tempura
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    81 year ago

    Just beat Tears of the Kingdom. Great game. I feel like for a country embroiled in a magical apocalypse most places are super comfy and safe to live in. 20 mil? Easy money.

    No, I am not participating in Mortal Kombat.

    One way ticket? It’s gotta be Pokemon. It’s the isekai holy grail. Living there would be way better than any of the shitty games, imagine just the travel lifestyle alone. Food and healthcare are free and plentiful. You can make easy luxury money having your favorite critter beat the brakes off of some snot-nosed kid’s rat.

    • @morphballganon
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      31 year ago

      Yeah I’ll just hang out at Hateno or Lurelin or Lookout Landing or Kakariko

  • Björn Tantau
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    81 year ago

    Hell no, I played MyHouse.wad last. I would either die a horrible death and go mad in an inescapable empty hospital or I would just go mad from the rest of the game. I wouldn’t even be able to trust the world when I got back.

    Before that I played Detroit: Become Human. That one seems survivable to me. I’d just go about my day and be nice to everyone I meet.

  • @STUPIDVIPGUY
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    71 year ago

    I’m about to have the best year of my life living in Pelican Town

    • @Instigate
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      31 year ago

      Same here! Gonna make some bank and live that cushy life on Ginger Island.

  • @Mish9993
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    61 year ago

    Hogwarts, and I think I could survive just fine even without magic. Even if I do end up squatting in a house or trying to get work in the Hogwarts kitchens with the house elves.

      • at_an_angle
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        41 year ago

        You can build a flying robot army. Who needs people?

        And how do you remember your user name?

        • @[email protected]
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          31 year ago

          Lmao it was the wifi password at a place I once worked, and I had to put it in so many times it just stuck with me.

          And I LIKE people(for the most part)

  • @bcbane
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    61 year ago

    The last game I played was Pokémon Go. I’d survive…it’d be boring as hell but I’d survive, if Niantic survives haha that layoff was a bit scary for PoGo

  • @Candelestine
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    Uuuugghh… Pathfinder Wrath of the Righteous is a dungeons and dragons campaign, set during a crusade against a growing Abyssal rift in the Prime Material.

    Even with my meta knowledge, I’m not sure I like my odds. That’s a dangerous fucking world man… I can’t even hide somewhere, I’ll need income to buy food somehow. Maybe I’ll join a monastic order or something. Far from the rift. I give myself 5/10 odds of survival.

    No.

    Probably not.

  • stevexley
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    51 year ago

    Star Citizen, I’d be lucky to surive a day without glitching into space and dying