Trigger warning: salad

Hi queens, it’s summertime here which means a lot of beach bodies and people exercising outside, which is not even what this post is about, I just had to vent a little.

My neighbor is some kind of boomer who spends all day in his damn garden planting veggies and stuff, he just knocked on my door with a bundle of fucking veggies 🤢 I told him I don’t eat that shit and he said “maybe you should start” HAHA OK SWEATY, look at yourself, 75 years old, grey hair, wrinkled skin and you ate salad all your life. Surely it can’t be that healthy if that’s how it turns you.

I told him to get off my doorstep and never come back with his poisonous shit and he left and said he was just being kind. Am I the asshole here or was this a hate crime? Any other queens experienced hate lately?