The one true floppy

Ich liebe mein Turkischen friseur, klappt nicht, macht immer dasselbe und ist nicht teuer

It’s great that they remind people he was proven wrong in the most brutal way possible.

Horst Weasel

Well he has the mental age of a toddler, so maybe that turned him on?

Don’t forget alcohol and nicotine

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sacking

Bro thinks he looks like Don Draper, but actually looks like drunk uncle Dave who bought the cheap Halloween costume

He specifically asked to be proven wrong

I thought it was Donner kebab

It’s John Paul II, he was Pope till 2005, the year that the first investigation into Epstein begon, je pleaded guilty in 2008.

Unless Jeff confessed his actual sins this pope would be unaware about Jeff his pedo particularities.

Ah yeah ofc

According to Christopher Lee, one stabbed with a knife does not squeak, but sigh.

Maybe we could fly in on a lesbian seagull

Maybe it would work if there was a joke allegory about some strangers living in a barn, with a new born baby whilst their country is occupied by colonialist guys that invented fasces.

You know, Christmas.

Or a pond

It’s not a great recipe for meatloaf, but it reads like something that would pair well with a bat out of hell, and that’s the only meatloaf I care for.

Depends. There’s a a chance of equivalence in methane expulsion, but it depends on the diet…

And the through that is plowed

I know that pain. I want terribly to channel ‘not caring’ whilst throwing my hands in the air, but I still feel like a moron and I will overthink it for way too long after the event.

Wait till you find out who owns that intellectual property