But you can’t breath backwards air? Yeah, just move past it.

The poorest, and dumbest of us: “Must protect the innocent, defenseless corporations…”

You forgot your corn.

I forgot about these parsnips. The desiccated in the fridge…

I mean, the president said it!

Ah, crap. I haven’t taken my horse dewormer this month to get rid of the virus that doesn’t actually exist…

Sure hope they catch the trans Muslim illegal woman who caused all this violence!

It isn’t always the best option, but certain people sure seem to want to make it one of the only options left…

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Yeah, sorry about that. The guys and I will open the curtains next time we’re at your mom’s house.

I’m 41. Grew up in Kansas. We were a Republican family. So glad I listened to all the brain tickles over the years that sounded like complete bullshit. Once I learned to think for myself, I’ve been a much happier person.

What about the Arm Reattachment Device?!

That machine costs $100k per minute to run. And your insurance just laughed when we called.

“The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy.” - Elon Musk

That’s how you know empathy is important. It apparently affects the rich’s bottom line. Plus, you know, if you have a brain, empathy is just a given…

All Cats Are Bros

I tend to be a 95 percenter before the dopamine gives up.

And require the defendant to be a poor. Laws don’t apply to these people.

Nap time is back!