Except we can tell that you didn’t…

Uptime: 237 days

No, no. We want solutions to problems we don’t really have! Not something that would make life for 99.9% of Americans better…

I think you just listed best-case scenario. I feel things will get far worse.

Violence is never the best option. But sometimes you get pushed far enough into a corner that it becomes the most likely.

This douche definitely has my blood boiling. Fascist pigs!

No. But I love it!

/s if that wasn’t obvious

On Lemmy, yes. On Facebook, not so much.

Which billionaire should we buy water from? There are only like a dozen companies that own everything.

Duh. We’ve always been at war with East Asia…

Trump has always wanted us to leave NATO. I think we’re going to get expelled soon with the direction we’re going now.

That sounds amazing. I’m definitely going to look into this!

Not thinking about work for a couple of weeks has been soo relaxing. I’m starting to think I should just take a week off every once in a while just to help offset capitalism’s constant demands. 40 hours my ass. I only work like 10 of those each week.

Gotta wake up from the American Dream!

Turns out Ghina got really good at renewables while we were deliberately looking away. And Ghina is too big to invade. Guess we’ll have to double down on oil. And somehow these guys have more oil than the Saudis. Not for long…

It’s already in disrepair after the current owner tried some DIY renovations to build a shed out back (a ballroom, I believe he called it).

The end game is the exact opposite of what GHINA did. Are you new here? There is no end game!

China did really well with renewable, and we didnt. So we double down on oil…

If their dongs were proportional to their nuts, that wouldn’t be far off!

Needs a Monster condom for his magnum dong!