CLEAN OUT YOUR DRYER VENT, ALL THE WAY TO THE OUTSIDE. Will make your dryer run better and keep your house from burning down.

Pawns, becoming increasingly bored, move to the center of the board for a game of flag football.

Small suggestion, research drop foot. A small amount of nerve damage can cause the foot to drag a bit and will cause falls and clumsiness.

Everyone vote for this one, I want to see how it is interpreted.

White Pawns hold a vote to remove the White king. Black pawns vote in disguise to remove him.

So, how many years ago did he get rejected by a girl with a heart tattoo on her forearm? 5? 10?

Pawns begin a line dance to Achy Braky Heart when Billy Ray Cyrus appears on the board.

Guy goes to see his mom.

Answer - Hades.

Why are we even pretending the distaff Williamson is even serious?

Legion.

We noticed.

Now it’s ready.

I don’t care.

Gentrify the black rooks.

Is the gun loaded?

DO IT!

Pants. Endless piles of black pants.

It’s a good game. Fun? Well…

Queen’s Pawn - Inverted En Passant, Wellington style.

No it’s not.