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  • To be fair, its really hard to explain to people why its good. Like imagine the inverse of trying to sell someone on seeing John Wick by describing the plot. “Theres a retired assassin and some gangster kills his dog and then he goes on a rampage”. DCC ping-pongs around from dick jokes to proper emotional torment to obscene violence and back to dick jokes so well while not being able to stick to a genre worth a damn that any attempt to decribe it will sound like a delusional fever dream.






  • A coworker ignored me when I said something to him.

    So I went to the office gossip and said “Did you hear Jims put in his resignation and is going to work at Home Depot” Then went to two other departments and did the same thing including the head of transport because the drivers are insane gossips.

    3 hours later someone came up to Jim to.ask him a legitimate work question and he screamed at them “I’M NOT GOING TO WORK AT FUCKING HOME DEPOT!”

    The bosses knew I was responsible but Jim was also an incorrigible shit stirrer and prankster himself so he got sent home with pay for the rest of the day and given a chat about “If your going to dish it out…”



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    3 days ago

    Thats also giving some of the women too much credit.

    They are aware that they can exchange vagina for money. You say the right things, act the right way and some guy who hates the idea of his wife having more say than him will happily keep her from ever working a day in her life.