What’s this I hear about problems with your TPS reports? Didn’t you get the memo?

Did he garrotte himself?

Me waiting for the shootout between ICE and his NYPD security detail

Well… Fuck

I have that exact quesadilla maker in my house that we got as a wedding gift, and my youngest son got nearly that exact hoverboard for his birthday.

Literally the one character I never wanted to see again…

I. Declare. CEASEFIRE!

Same

Amira Brie

Broken clock?

Cool, thanks. I’m busy washing my hair today

Sure, but “retaliatory strikes” would probably be a more accurate descriptor. “Attack” often carries the implication of a first strike

Sabrina Nichole

I find it very useful to have my wife’s full name in my contacts.

We are involved in a lot of community organizations, and it makes it super easy to just share her contact card with people.

Well, that really explains a whole lot about the design of the xenomorphs and face huggers

Play the drum breakdown from “In The Air Tonight” on it.

Jesus, what a shit heap.

Look at the fender panel alignment at the “hood” and “grille”

Trump not paying his workers? Unheard of!

The best trick the establishment ever played was convincing progressives to voluntarily disarm