This is some bullshit

Who, nose

What’s Reddit?

News titles are mad libs these days

‘Murica #1 baby!

I wonder how long it would be if they were driving drunk instead of high. Either way, impaired driving is a dumb move.

How is that helpful?

So that’s how they became so big. Payback time bitches.

This title is a mad lib, not unlike Cards Against Humanity itself.

Guys it’s ok, he’s a straight child rapist. Jesus approves /s

lol good luck Texans

Fucking love this show! It’s good crack!

I knew it wasn’t the tequila!

Grifter gunna grift

Where do I get one?

First time?

As long as I can run a clinic to de-brainwash religious idiots. I guarantee a higher success rate!

Every conservative accusation is an admission of guilt. A conservative will abuse power, therefore everyone will abuse power. Stay scared ya little bitches.

Thanks Obama! /s

Damn them left people that are in charge of the government! /s