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Cake day: August 11th, 2023
  • GraniteMtoMemes@sopuli.xyz•Celebratory Return to Online Meme
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    14 hours ago

    The real trial is being this guy when other people decide they’re going to start a fire and by the time you get there they’ve done it all wrong and the thing is smouldering and coughing up smoke and barely staying lit at all as they cram handfuls of pine needles and barely dry leaves into places while there’s a full-ass log precariously balanced on top of it all and they’re saying things like “Maybe we should pour a little lamp oil on top of it?”

    And then you have to be the adult and take over the whole operation.

  • GraniteMtoComic Strips•Mirror Mirror on the Wall
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    2 days ago

    Beauty and the Beast was written to introduce young brides to the idea that marrying a gross, hairy, large creature might not be all that bad, and that you might even find things to like about your monster husband and fall in love with him.

  • GraniteMtoComic Strips•Mirror Mirror on the Wall
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    2 days ago

    Why, you’d have to do it all sneaky-like. Like, have a trusted accomplice take her out in the woods and kill her. Of course, you’d want evidence to be sure, so you’d ask the accomplice to bring you back some essential internal organ, to confirm the kill.

  • GraniteMtoPolitical Memes@lemmy.ca•No hate like Christian love
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    2 days ago

    And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.