I have “kidnapped” a small child and am brainwashing them to think like me.

they will be me, essentially.

one day they will do the same, and “I” will live on for eternity.

some guys get so horny they just can’t help but be reminded that they need to control themselves. mace does a great job of reminding them of that fact.

sticking your dick in crazy is an amazing yet scary experience. one you will never forget.

FYI hackaday is on lemmy.

https://lemmy.world/c/[email protected]

wow! a .ml user is an establishment boot licker.

😯

that’s not Nicholas Cage. that’s Daniel Jackson!

that’s almost always their strategy.

I had several IOT smart plugs that have GPS built in.

why? why would it need to know its exact geographic location?!

after that I created an entire hardware segmented network that’s specifically used for IOT and cameras.

last I checked the router/firewall it’s on has blocked over 11million requests a month trying to access the outside.

I will never have a “smart” device in my home that’s connected to the internet. I’ll live like it’s the 1930s if I ever have to.

hey, military.

you see drone, you shoot drone. ask questions later.

same goes for nonmilitary personnel on base.

goat is the goat! so juicy and tender. it’s like the best pork and dark meat chicken you’ve ever had.

this movie is good man!

– Siskel & Ebert

because he’s the one with the island of secrets that could take them all down.

you realize that same data could be used to identify people, right?

it’s a tax for retail companies that refuse to hire enough staff to properly run their businesses.

That didn’t happen.

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad.

And if it was, that’s not a big deal.

And if it is, that’s not our fault.

And if it was, we didn’t mean it.

And if we did, you deserved it.

• assassinate an infamous real estate mogul
• turn in a well connected financier that owns an island
• expose the Pandora and HSBC papers