That sounds like a crime I will commit. Thanks :)

Tortilla pizza? That sounds like that kind of thing I would love trying out.

The local 4 year old wouldn’t eat it though as the pepperoni was under the cheese and not on top.

And they were right.

First: pizza sauce

Then: Cheese

Last the toppings (hence the name)

And if you are a true cheese lover: Cheese can be a topping too.

Also: Give it a try and make your own pizza sauce and dough. You won’t regret it.

HLI: Einen braunen Abwasserkarpfen aussetzen.

Notiert und im Vokabular verankert, danke.

Congrats! Also on your lesson learned ;)

Bookmarked!

Good.

Ich musste gerade nachschlagen, ob ich jahrelang Quengelkasse falsch buchstabiert habe. Du Hund!

Edit: Wenn du dich damit besser fühlst:

Ich habe bis vor kurzem mein Leben lang gedacht, es hieße: Halb-Acht-Stellung anstelle von Habachtstellung. (Minutenzeiger = Beine, Stundenzeiger = Arme. Das ergibt durchaus eine geduckte Körperhaltung, die eine gewisse Vorsicht signalisieren könnte - so zumindest in meiner Vorstellung)

Peace among worlds!

Guys, do you realise you bombed your country to the middle ages, without any bombs?

Does anybody still produce Action Replay cartridges?

The Tab counter of my browser

Not in the original. I think what appears to be AI jumble are just jpeg artefacts.

Note that the text is Korean.

I’m the expert nobody asked for.

Seems to come from this ig account:

https://www.instagram.com/p/DJ9OHl9zw6w/

It’s not a couch chair but a dog pillow. This could be real after all.

Der Woosh des Tages geht entweder an mich, weil ich annehme, dass die FAZ das ernst meint oder an die FAZ, die das Konzept von Baywatch Berlin nicht verstanden haben.

Fluffy flying objects on an emergency brake.

the Bundestag is not a circus tent

says a clown

Not here to destroy your day, but did you know, that girl would be 24 today?

Bei aller Liebe: Ein paar Bindestriche hätten mich vor einem Aneurysma bewahrt.