“Retro futurism” is the vibe you’re looking for. Sirens of Titan by Kurt Vonnegut is a good one.

They’re mint flavored and come in a black package.

Does he do his own makeup? I can’t imagine he would deign to be his own makeup artist, but also, what professional would do this?

Household use is 5 million acre feet/ year in CA. Almond use is 6.8 million acre feet. Alfalfa and other crops to feed cattle is about 8 million acre feet.

An acre foot is 325,851 gallons, or how much water it takes to cover an acre in a foot of water.

Just spreading humanitarianism and good will everywhere we go…

On the one hand, I’m like, yeah, go ahead and say the quiet part out loud and let people see you for who you really are.

On the other, I don’t want to end up in Gilead.

We don’t talk about room 239

He looks very excited to share his mystical wisdom with you.

What is the charge? Sending a lemon? A single, succulent lemon?

More like sweet bee, amiright?

Oh, I thought it was a spirit level mid bit. I was trying to figure out how the structural integrity would work.

It’s a serving tray that hooks on to the window. The other guy is carrying one that he will bring to a different car window.

This happened to me and I was under weight at the time. It did eventually go away, but I’m not risking another couple years of painfully stepping out of bed. Brisk walking is fine.

These are gorgeous!

$5.89 where I live

I had no idea!

Even the AI can’t make Trump dance like a normal human.

I buy myself gifts of equal or greater value whether I attend an event like this.

You never landed? You’re still up there?

And blinkers, apparently.