Housecuck

Raw milk is illegal so certainly not blaming the govt

When you finally get 8 hours of sleep and it genuinely starts making sense why they recommend it

Luke, use the force and run. Run to Dagobah, run to Dagobah.

Blocked, deleted, reported to better business bureau

Newsom is an actually shit candidate. His funny tweets at Trump don’t change how greedy and shitty he is.

And only every third bear you kill has an ass

Unfortunate

Compulsory statement that giving a new baby that kind of bed can cause SIDS

But I don’t want to invite people who never say yes, it’s a waste of my time and an annoying convention.

S l a m s

One of those java monsters sounds kinda nice rn ngl

I think the funniest outcome is the winner announcing the day before they are not going to perform in solidarity with Macklemore

That bishop move makes sense. Thanks.

McCain came back from the dead and made votes to piss Trump off (repeating Obamacare). Will Zombie McConnell do the same? (No)

The NFL doesn’t let owners own sports teams in NFL cities. Can’t be competing for eyes in another owner’s town.

I wanna know how we got to this position with white having that hanging rook that clearly the bishop was not defending

Less things the all red congress can pass before blue takes over at least 1 chamber.

They’ll hustle in the lame duck session but I still call this a win.

Seattle Seahawks hurt him twice in 2026, lol

There was a time we thought gas wouldn’t go over a dollar a gallon, or in Canada over a dollar a litre and yet we’ve adjusted