Now make the display read “U.wu”

Don’t forget Super Hyper Ultra Pregnant II: Championship Edition

It replaces the creepers with a weird old guy that says “Shhh!” as he sneaks up behind you and holds a cloth over your mouth

This is fucking hilarious. Y’all are weird.

Well that’s what I mean when I use it.

Best,
Jerkface

Protesters urged not to give trump administration pretext for what it is already doing

edit: Oh, what the hell. Let’s add a snippet.

Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass publicly urged protesters Monday not to give the Trump administration any pretext for what they’re already doing and will keep doing no matter what. “Angelenos—don’t engage in violence and give the administration an excuse to inflict all the damage they have been inflicting carte blanche for months on end,” said Bass, adding that Trump and his team are just looking for a reason to respond with violence, as they would have done whether or not any of this happened.

You could just have them borrow one from whatever other library had it. Hell, you could just call the phone company and order the one you want yourself. Fuck, you could just call 411 and have them look it up for you right then.

Those damn gargoyles will never find me, now.

Sir, you’re not going to believe this, but I lost the new suit.

Has anyone tried folding their arms?

They have one that comes with the foot pedal! Fuck yeah!

… I like those odds.

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You can’t fool me.

I drank it twice. But I also drank it once.

You forgot the eggs

no itchi

makes awful whirring noise

I’m having a harder and harder time telling them apart.

Only cowards check for null.

People in 1994 knew exactly how fucked this was.