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NIGHT: LOSES ALL

I like star trek, but I’m very much not a trekkie and don’t care much for syar trek memes. This is hard here, I don’t really wanna filter them since I do understand some and get a laugh out of one every now and then, but its 99% meh or having no idea what they mean. Do like Linux memes though, and even programing memes even though I only have incredibly shallow programing knowledge and experience. They are definitely more approachable and mostly easy to figure out without deep knowledge, like it feels many star trek memes require.

It’s exactly what it WASN’T supposed to be… How did you get that so wrong?

This is just me with salads, I fucking love salads.
I can’t afford having them with every meal so when I go several days without any I feel like shit and my body just screams “hey dipshit, where are the fucking fresh greens!?”

This feels like some “tell me you’ve never been with a woman” material. There’s nothing wrong with the legs, people are different and anything you see as weird here is very much not.

Congratulations, you just showed everyone how dumb you are. How does it feel? It should feel bad.

Congratulations, you described what happened in that scene…

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It absolutely hit world headlines way before you commented… I had seen it multiple times from several sources before this thread was made. From local (I’m Swedish) news, global news (grounded and kagi news), youtube and mastodon (links to MSM articles about it).

The tram I was on with my dad and little sister struck a woman, she had an umbrella open so she didn’t see the tram (it was a sunny summer day). It cracked her head open and I’ll never forget that sound. The driver panicked and only opened the front door of the tram, right where the woman was laying on the ground, so we were forced to walk out of the tram and jump over the pool of blood gushing from her head. My dad tried to make us not look but I saw the hole in her head, and her brain. I was 10 and my sister 8.
She died on the way to the hospital.
And I just realised I now live in the apartment building right by the tram tracks where it happened, haven’t thought about that memory for a long time.

Spinny stuff is basically the universe on all scales, so it makes sense. And that’s fucking cool, IMO.

It’s not like they come with warranties or some magical immediate money back guarantee. And I doubt they wanted this to be a long term thing, they made their money already and anything happening post that has no effect on that. Money made, that’s it, the people can burn for all they care.

Carefully, I’m pretty sure.

Once you’re lured in and stick your dick in there the fangs come out and pierce one ball each.

M is the first letter in my real name and 137 is my favorite/lucky number. I made my avatar about a decade ago, inspired by synthwave music and style (specifically after seeing waveshaper play live).

There are several alternatives, I can’t say if they’re better for the content creators but “there will never be anything except OnlyFans” is just false as there have been several popular alternatives for years already.