Now that I’m old and don’t know shit about shit, the one thing I’ve learned is that most old people very frequently don’t know shit.

Gotta trust the process. Just a few more Bibles in the classrooms and we’re there!!

Person Diddler is just so on point lol

Can’t see the line, can ya, Russ?

Usually… 😏

4. Insane victim complex
5. Having the emotional maturity of an 8 year old

Take a look at our little friend remote work. Almost all employees love it. Retention is thru the roof at places that offer it. More than half of workers say they’d even take a pay cut to keep it. Productivity isn’t affected in most cases (ymmv obviously). Buuuuut guess who absolutely can’t stand it? Management. They’ll go to the ends of the earth to make sure you don’t get it. Ask yourself why.

ya it’s cuz they aren’t side hustling enough

Dude! Those are both on the list of most painful insect stings in the world. You are probably one of the few humans in the world to be stung by both of those lol. I dunno if that makes you unlucky or maybe you’ve got nothing but good luck in front of you after getting that out of the way. Either way, you are one tough customer!

I was hiking one time outside and saw what looked like a wounded mouse slowly limping across the trail or something. When I got closer it was one of these dudes dragging a tarantula to its burrow! It was like living thru a planet earth scene or something. I never thought I’d ever get to see that in person!

Dang can I ask what you were doing when you got stung? Also what was that like? That’s supposed to be like one of the most painful things ever!

We have them where I live (tho it’s pretty rare to actually see them out and about) but it’s pretty hard to get them to sting you here. You have to basically accidentally squish it or something

Lucky. I just get this

These consoles are truly just racing each other to the bottom. It’s actually impressive how dumb these decisions are in both quantity and quality.

I saw a study the other day explaining that people that learned how to swim at some point in their life are statistically less likely to drown.

This is almost approaching Andreessen levels. Almost. No one can best the goat irl cone head tho.

It should be noted that this (obviously) will not stop kalshi or polymarket. In fact, the federal government - the CFTC in particular - is teaming up with Kalshi and suing Washington (as well as 8 OTHER STATES) to stop them from trying to regulate prediction markets. This list will undoubtedly grow as 14 states are currently attempting to curb prediction markets on the state level. The party of small government everyone!!

One of the few games where I read every single bit of lore collectibles and easter eggs I could find. I absolutely loved the world and environment they built in that game.

Have you double checked to make sure your soap isn’t literally shit as well?

Well yeah… But the Dow…

Am I crazy or was this already pretty well known information? They also were all over social media on fake accounts and even paid a bunch of influencers to have pro republican opinions on a ton of big politicized topics.