It feels good to be acknowledged

You have plastic in your blood. Your children will inherit the plastic in your blood and then Global Warming caused by industry will kill everyone on Earth.

Just realized that the first video on YouTube is a dick joke.

Trump drops profits for corporations who funded his inauguration, too.

Did you know that milk-producing cows live almost their whole adult lives being artificially inseminated just to be able to continuously produce milk?

That’s not a promotion, just a thing they’re selling for the summer season. Damn convenient too IMO

No, you see, Kanye West said [bad thing] and is now intelligible for basic empathy.

Inb4 “Mental illness doesn’t ___!!”

Yes it does. And I’m very envious of whoever thinks this that their experience with severe, debilitating mental illness has been so light.

Antisemitism detected. The office of scholarships has decided to cancel your Pell Grant

“No b-because he was a bad guy so we can accuse him of other bad guy stuff too!”

Inb4 police find “a mysterious white power” and never mention it again

Gargoylesque

Waitressposting

I love Cynthoni

Thoughts and prayers. I’m sure that invisible sky daddy is taking care of him

Red Scare or “duh ill-e-gulls”

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I don’t work in a kitchen anymore but the amount of single-use plastic used in chain restaraunts is soul crushing. Most folks have no idea

The hands of a government man

You guys will literally read “Russia will stop fighting” and complain

Lol me and my fiance have the same set. From one of the gift shops downtown

Born under punches >>>