Conservatives will somehow find a way to level this as devil worshiping blasphemy and let their children die of brain cancer instead.

Kooloo Limpah!!

But at this point why even bother meeting the quotas? Can’t they just lie and tell everyone they deported 3 billion immigrants so that the racist rednecks will all cheer and smile?

💯 secretly she loves the dick pics

Needs more middle fingers and dicks hidden in the embroidered border.

I think they meant E as an estrogen instead of the more common abbreviation for ecstasy.

“A pipe and a crépe?”

I feel like this deserves an award

S-s-step cob where did your husk go?!?

No true king needs to declare “I am the king”

Oh honey that was just the disclosed amount donated. Under the table I’m sure he copped another 10 million to his offshore accounts. You know, a drop in the bucket of Exxon mobil’s quarterly profits.

Based in reality, yes. Based as in the common colloquialism to mean something cool and relatable, no.

And I guess they refuse to build the homes on elevated stilts because capitalism right?

I’m sorry she couldn’t accept your help. You have to forgive yourself. Some people cannot be saved.

Slash and burn Cocoa farming

Oh you mean evil liberal weather manipulation devices?

Does the fan suck or blow, and why? I seem to recall that the motor will burn out if you face it the wrong way.

Science bless you James Gunn. Keep fighting the good fight.

71 stingray black and chrome, with a modern aluminum LS engine and updated drive train.

Gale Halderman turns over in his grave like a hot dog on a gas station rotisserie machine every time somebody calls that monstrosity a mustang. Sure it’s a fine vehicle, but I will never forgive Ford for whoring out the mustang name just to shift some EVs.