Lemon pound cake with lemon drizzle.

I like this a lot.

Little late in the growing season to pivot.

Ja.

I like their dots and their weird little dance. That’s why I searched iNaturalist for them. And now they’re all going to die by my hand. I’m not a bug murderer by nature. I’m fully catch and release… until now.

I’m starting the murder spree tomorrow. I’ve never seen a nymph before, but now I know what they look like.

My neighbor started an eradication campaign. I had no idea either, so I looked it up. She knew about the jumping worms from living in the southeast US for a while.

What a sweet face!

Your setup looks a lot like mine.

Superb.

*Is that queso from a can?

😭😭😭

Thrifted blankets that match your sensibilities over the main couch, or the dog portions of the couch.

He has his own ikea loveseat as his bed. I tuck in a blanket around the seat cover and swap it out when it smells like dog.

We have a significant number of dog blankets here.

Toast your bread to the lightest setting for extra deliciousness.

I was a protectionist at a cinema for a while. I get it.

You both can have all of my capers, forever.

Artichoke hearts. Straight from the jar with a fork. Yum.

Pimento olives, chopped fine and mashed into cream cheese, spread on pumpernickel (bread, bagel, etc).

Capers can fuck off entirely.

… I wanna eat that

Get wrecked, fucker

Mango float?

I’m going to put peanut butter on mine and skip the fast.

Welcome! And happy cake day!