The sun was angry that day, my friend…

Not sure what your signature is supposed to do here but now I have 3rd degree burns and a fireball has engulfed my office wall

Drag Neptune over here and let the mf melt

Mf collided with deimos

That shit has fucked up so many people’s heads

Drinking and smoking

Convert it into copper, gold and/or silver bars so if society collapses and money is worthless you’ll be able to conduct electricity

Fucking with social security is a big one

Would’ve

Media lies

Oooooo Peter boyyy peeeetey booooy

Do you have any water?

Lmao what a fuckin nerd

The fridge would have to passively scan stuff but it would feel weird spying on groceries like that to me

There’s probably someone out there that can or do make the parts aftermarket

Yes. That is why I am staunchly liberal. Keep your hands off my fuckin rights which in turn means keep your hands off my fuckin neighbors rights. Given the most perfect benevolent leader the state will either corrupt or kill them, so we should rally against corruption AND the rich.

Edit: because words are hard

That’s just the stabby cell telling you you’re doing a good job

Lmao yeah totally not gonna snap pics of people’s junk bro trust me

As a liberal I have always despised that weasle

…what now?