I’ve graduated from the Squidward school of hard knocks but Im trying to model myself as more of a Squilliam these days.

Any idea where the Squilliam School of Applied Fuckery is located?

I just skip the whole process and make it all up

Smoking weed and playing video games most of the day hasnt worked so far but im no quitter

Why does this feel like forbidden knowledge

Ooh ah ah ah ah

Daisy daisy give me your answer sooon

Im half crazy all for the love of you

a cuddly baby tapir

The block user button: “Look what they need to mimic a fraction of my power”

Idk man there is a reason silver is always second

Emerald was the best pokemon game of all time

Yes but is the Roman empire happy?

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Neither the Republican controlled Congress nor the conservative SCOTUS will impeach Trump for overreaching or infringing on the Constitution

Counter point: they will remove him just after the two year mark once his usefulness-conflagration ratio has burned out and install president vance … for an entire fucking decade

Who knew the “Little C” in Little Ceasars stood for little cheese

Mostly the anger at having to pick a slightly less lethal poison election after election

The DNC went full mask off this year by not holding primaries. By campaining with the cheneys and pushing 10 year old GOP policies/talking points.

All they will learn from this is losing elections still lets you amass a “warchest” of one billion dollars

“If you have the ability to lead you have the obligation to. Because if you don’t you need to consider who will”

Better scream something at them right before:

“Hail Satan”

“My woke mind virus must spread”

“I bathe thee in communist red”

Y’know something along those lines

Remember the last 8 months of political bullshit

Por ti volare intensifies

There is more than enough blame to go around to pin some on individuals

Garland deserves a loooot of blame

Biden does too

DeJoy does

Whomst ever decided campaining with the cheneys and advocating for 10 year old GOP policies/talking points instead of leftist economic policy deserves tons of blame

California should secede and kick off the great (terrible) balkanization of the formerly united states

NCR & The North East republic

Vs

Yeehawistan

Ravioli Ravioli let me leave the simuoli