Hours?! Outside of servers at restaurants, I don’t even feel like a jerk for a second.

Is that a threat? Or a promise?

The swamp has been drained, and all that is left is scum

I knew all those space photos were fake! You can see the strings holding them up!

For real though, its crazy how we can get messages and pictures back from SUCH a far away distance. Fuck yeah science!

Why comment something like this when you can literally see how many subs there are on this community (85.8k by the way)?

Do you do this often? Show your idiocy, I mean…

I’ve made a couple of posts here and there to get some answers on how to do certain things, as I’m really new to this whole self-hosting thing. But after some time my thread gets auto-deleted, often before I can even get a solid answer to my question.

So, if /c/SelfHosted isn’t where I should post beginner questions for the community to help me, where should I post? The sidebar provides no link to something like that.

Sink it

That’s a good lap dog! Yes you are, little Trumpee-poo

The next one, Void, is creepy

The comments on that post are unhinged.

The only reason I prefer Freedom Units is because that’s what I’ve grown up with and know. If I had grown up using metric, I would choose that all day. It just makes more sense, there’s no random “12 inches to a foot” or “16 tablespoons to a cup” (I had to look this one up).

Metric is easy. A decameter is 10 meters. There are 10 decimeters in a meter. Each step up or down is 10 of the previous.

The Trump Administration and incompetence. Name a more iconic duo.

More like, “We need an excuse to cancel November elections so Daddy Donnie can stay in power.”

I’m an Expendable. But not the cool action movie kind. More like the 3D printed copy of a person that they use to run experiments on. I die gruesome deaths often… For Science!

Bad Bunny is the Hispanic equivalent of mumble rap. Great guy, makes some really fun music! But I can’t understand a word he says in his songs and I’m Hispanic.

Best if viewed on the high seas

This would kill me

Shut up! Don’t give them any ideas!

Hold on, let me find my tiniest fiddle.

Most Cuban families came illegally. So much so that it was a joke, “fresh off the boat” and all that. I have no sympathy for them. They got what they voted for.

“Oh, they only voted for him because he said he would only go after the criminals”… Yeah, doesn’t take a Master’s Degree in Psychology or Political Science to see her was lying and that it was just an excuse to demonize and go after all immigrant communities. Especially because the rest of us were shouting SO LOUDLY that he would do exactly this.

Oh hey! Here’s my fiddle. Let me play you the tiniest sad song.

*Edited a few things. It was very early and my brain wasn’t fully turned on.

Can I get off this ride already?..