“Only I get to punch, if you hit back you’re a bully!” said a sniffling Trump.

Where morons?

Toss in a leave of absence after the embarrassing Zoom layoff fiasco, a whistleblower lawsuit (it was dropped), an investigation from the Securities and Exchange Commission (nothing came of it), a disastrous 2023 SPAC merger that sent the company’s stock cratering 93% and years of mounting losses … it’s a minor miracle that Garg lasted this long as CEO.

But Garg says he was just about to deliver on the company’s unlikely turnaround.

“I was just about to hit it big!” claims man who lost life savings at roulette table.

Yeah, the miracle serving sizes. Similar to how tic-tacs are advertised as “low calorie” when they’re basically flavored sugar.

Lol that thumbnail/splash screen.

IMO this isn’t really meant an informative article, it’s more of a “Laugh as rich losers’ own chatbot turns on him”. You have a laugh at Mush’s expense and then move on.

You gotta hand it to Trump, he’s really cemented China’s place as the top world superpower.

Third person that we know of.

Several casinos where his father was shoveling money into them.

Odd to consider that Nvidia is now an arms dealer.

Thanks for using xcancel for your link.

Only if they’re kinky.

I misread the title as saying “alligators” rather than “agitators” and went into this video very confused.

Well… historically amphetamines and fascists have often gone together.

I thought that the “Art of the Deal” at the end was enough to make it obvious I was aiming towards sarcasm.

As we all know, when negotiations are stalled you just need to demand more from the other guy until they give in and give you everything you want. Obviously, why peace talks have failed so far is Trump simply didn’t demand enough from Iran. Art of the Deal!

So, what are your guesses about the percentages of the redacted content? I’m guessing 60% corruption, 30% deviancy, and 10% embarrassing ass kissing.

Police are currently investigating whether or not Yeh’s death was an accident, suicide, or a potential murder.

Two sentences earlier:

Police discovered his apartment ransacked with the door wide open, and nobody else present.

Yeah, I think that narrows it down a bit doesn’t it? I really can’t picture him going “You know, I’m gonna throw myself from the balcony… but first, I gotta open the front door and go through my apartment for anything valuable.”

Ah, yet another rephrasing of “You’ll own nothing.”

Yeah, I can just imagine how well a “AI” would deal with a situation like this when they can’t even operate a drive-thru properly.