And do something about John Wilkes Booth while you’re at it.

Fuck no I’m not, I’m just continuing to use it in ways I want rather than that make money for billionaires.

Anyone who listened to rock radio in the year 2000 would recognize it. Hit Billboard’s top 10, 41 and 32 in the UK and Scotland, it even did decently in Germany peaking at 84 per GfK. None of this is to say that it’s particularly good but it damn well was popular. (And looking this up I am reminded that the second hit on that album was “Cowboy” which also did numbers in the US and Europe)

Washing the rice reduces the starchiness which makes it less sticky.

A lot of rice sold (most?) is “enriched” so the vitamins and minerals are added back. But the fiber is gone and rinsing the rice washes away the nutrient powder.

That doesn’t sound like a very good sandwich.

There was Bawitdaba in 1999, and the song that I always think is going to be Werewolves of London and get mad when it isn’t. That’s all I know.

Fifteen? Interior Crocodile Alligator was 2007, back when ytmnd was relevant.

Hella can also mean “yes” in some contexts.

Anti-Defamation League awareness spot about how 2/3rds of Jewish people face discrimination.

Ooh, sportsball bad. What a cool, original take that makes you look smart and cultured.

His likeness was but I think that whole thing was deepfake head and voice replacements rather than de-aging. Still made money whether he was actually there or not.

Might have been 100% generated but that seems a little less likely.

Nestle is Swiss. The Doritos are called that because Euro countries call our “ranch” dressing “American” dressing. Turkiye is on the Eurasian border with parts in both continents. I can’t easily find where the pizza was first marketed but that’s not even relevant to the point: the rest of the world is using our country’s name as an adjective for food so fuck you we’re doing it too.

Don’t kink shame, let them have piss.

Which is accurate, but Philip Chiang (cofounder) is a first-generation immigrant whose mother helped bring other-than-Cantonese Chinese cuisine to American restaurants. It’s not like a bunch of white dudes were sitting down to appropriate a foreign food culture.

Pizza Americana. Torta Americana. Amerikan Salatasi. Cool American Doritos.

Go to more and stop using your trauma as an excuse to advocate for misanthropy.

Nah you said “or” which is definitively not “both”.

Go to therapy.

Make one, or just try some of the many existing ones. That’s the beauty of federation.