Or from a recipe blog. 14 paragraphs about how to make real traditional Italian recipe, and the blogger is 1/8 Italian and went on a 1-week trip to Italy 7 years ago so only they know authentic Italian food.
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name•That's not up to code
16·2 days agoCounselor Troi is not giving me a lapdance in this scene ding
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name•Locutus of Borg being activated for the first time after being assimilated (2366, digitized)
9·4 days agoLocutus likes to bang hoors
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name•Borg, beets, Battlestar Galactica
3·6 days agoI just got Oblivion Remastered and am not sure if I wanna just read some OP build guides first
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name•Whatever happened to that guy?
15·8 days agoA warrior’s drink
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name•For no reason in particular...
5·8 days agoA new school levy passed. Which means in 1-2 years some red will come in, promise to cut taxes, those cuts will come mostly from public school, then in 3 years we’ll be hit with another emergency levy or else bussing and grade school athletics will be threatened to be eliminated…again…
I have a headache
Snatch up Nazi gold bars from subs that wouldn’t have been found until 50 years later…but then you’d immediately join the orange turd’s inner circle.
Regardless of latinum I’m pretty sure the bank would be asking a lot of questions in regards to how some suburbanites came upon 4 gold bricks without any markings
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name•🎶 We're men. We're men in tights! 🎵
6·10 days agoIt’s good to be the king
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name•Terror on the holodeck
2·10 days agoCheryl may have fallen out of popularity but I wouldn’t say it hasn’t aged well.
Maybe of she chose Karen McFadden…
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name•Terror on the holodeck
12·10 days agoMaybe she hasn’t met her preferred muppets yet…
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name•Your agonizer, please
6·11 days agoAll the sexy exposed tummies!
My parents had the grandpa and 2 from extended family over last night for homemade lasagna. I already sit mostly in silence if it’s just me and my folks because my mom never shuts up…but with those extra people…I’d be bored out of my skull
If you need smalltalk go ask Cmdr Hutchinson…call him Hutch
I refuse to go to a sports bar during college football games or regional NFL games. I don’t want to hear drunk a-holes Cheering like they just won the national championship every time they get a first down
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name•Just don't grab that odd looking beacon along the way
10·12 days agoReceive distress call from the Romulan Neutral Zone or the DMZ near the Cardassian border

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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name•Just don't grab that odd looking beacon along the way
8·12 days agoTBF that excuse worked for the NX-01
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TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name•Only 364 Days Until Halloween
7·12 days agoJust as Dead Man’s Party to your 80’s playlist, that’ll hold you over.


DIY workshop, for projects you can do at home
The workshop…Adam Savage’s