Not shown: Their high heels.

She is not strong with the Force.

Bold talk from a little man.

Stop slaving away at companies that don’t give a fuck about you.

From the age when all dads smoked pipes. And dangerous toys for children were the norm.

Supposedly a ruptured aorta. Almost impossible to survive even with quick medical intervention.

Yep. They’re not eagles, but they can get onto low-hanging branches.

Disney: Every one of our animated films requires a half-hearted live-action remake.

Everyone else: No.

It was all over when Facebook introduced the algorithmic timeline. It’s just taken a while for people to notice how awful it’s made everything.

GM, DuPont, and Standard Oil poisoned the world just because ethanol was too easy to make.

Midgley also created Freon and other CFCs that almost destroyed the ozone layer. But on a lighter note, Midgley died when the mechanism he designed to help him get out of bed after becoming partially paralyzed from polio strangled him (though it may have been intentional).

No industry has ever wanted unions.

Nearly one-third of corporate executives are dumber than an box of rocks.

I had a vindaloo in a sports pub in Fulham that had me crying. The local folks I was with had no problem with it.

The last one is my favorite.

This reads like something from China, but it’s NYC.

Little Marco was considered a possibility?

He’s old, suffered serious injuries in an attack, should he even be driving?

I love how we pretend this administration is subject to laws.

The spread of debris is honestly impressive.

Sounds like something the Antichrist would say.