Hooray, another article forcing me to pit my love of football against my hatred of billionaires/cutthroat capitalism! Cognitive dissonance FTW!

False imprisonment has a pretty low bar. You can absolutely get charged with it just for blocking someone’s path to the exit.

Good for him. Was a decent rotational piece for the Hawks, but never quite lived up to his draft position. Glad he’s seemed to find a place where he clicks.

Nah, they chopped that one down 96 years ago.

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Cannot prevent a window from being locked? How does that work? Window units are bracketed into the frame, preventing the window from being fully closed. So it can’t lock.

Or are they saying you have to have a separate lock?

I’ve been a vague fan of Mannion ever since his Oregon State days (even though they were a division rival). Program has been mostly irrelevant before and after his tenure, but he dragged them into the national conversation a couple times. Never thought he’d be an elite nfl qb, but thought he should’ve gotten more of a chance than he did.

That might make him a good coach, though. God knows the best players can make terrible coaches.

Everything’s bigger in Texas, including the blatant bribery and corruption.

I’m just here to wish everyone a happy Constitutional Crisis Day.

That would be a reasonable argument a decade ago, before we knew exactly what he’s about.

Voting Trump in 2016 is something bad that a person does.

Voting Trump in 2024 is something that a bad person does.

Used to be bean sprouts. That’s why most restaurants stopped offering been sprouts.

This guy’s kinda famous for that. Just tag him as “unnecessarily agro” and move on.

Lizzie and the Triggermen just did a very good cover of it.

Pressure cookers can be a cheat code. I’ve been using it for ribs for a few years now. Dry rub, pressure cook, sauce and broil. Purists would scoff, but I’d say it’s 90% as good as the recipes that take 12 hours.

Ribs on a weekday? Hell yeah.

Bring a better bottle than marsala and you’re in.

My go-to is probably a dijon-marsala pork tenderloin.

Coat a tenderloin in Dijon mustard and brown it. Toss it in the oven for 20ish minutes. Use a meat thermometer. Meat production safety is getting iffy these days.

In the same pan, sautée a shitload of finely-diced shallots in butter. Pour in equal parts cream and marsala wine. Reduce it by about half and add more Dijon until it tastes good.

Slice the meat and drown it in tasty sauce.

Have you ever read The Shining? Shit’s important, yo.

It is a government. A municipal government. A city has its own elected officials, laws and enforcement processes.

There’s a famous (possibly true) Hollywood story where Brad Davis meets

Laurence Olivier at a party. Davis is filming Midnight Express and is struggling with the role. He’s been starving himself, sleeping as little as possible, doing everything he can to get in the mindset of an inmate at a brutal prison, but still isn’t satisfied with his performance.

Meeting a Hollywood icon and one of his idols, he asks Olivier for advice.

Olivier looks down his glasses at his and says “well son, have you tried acting?”

Let’s all play a round of “Which List Am I On?”!