Captain Carter said the same thing

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Teenagers get horny. It’s not deep. Humans being horny existed long before the internet

All of that existed long before the internet. In fact it was probably worse pre-internet. So the sites could be entirely unrelated.

'bout that time ey chaps.

What’s second-hand porn watching? This metaphor doesn’t really work.

I was a teenager and the option of not watching it would never have occurred to me. The idea that people accidentally stumble across it and then get hooked is laughable.

And I don’t mean adult media uploaded to sites which serve other media, I mean bespoke adult sites. You don’t end up there by accident. Anyone who goes there and sees the splash screen will just open another tab and go somewhere less restrictive.

The plastic coating on mine has gone all sticky.

Isn’t this a character in Home Alone?

Bits of Switzerland do, I think

Also the UK has a fancy new anti done laser which they’re quite excited to field test via any willing ally.

And go where? If California does it, the EU will be close behind. Good luck have exponential turnover if all the highest GDP counties gang together. Almost like a union, a European union, as it were.

Market share. They can show the usage figures to investors and ask for more cash

Shit, if we all do that, it’s gonna be real quiet around here.

If it’s switched off?

I actually said at one point “extra money can’t buy me sleep or time with my family”

Was the level of burned actually defined in the deliverable spec? Can we unburn it before the next deliverable date?

What about Albert?

Name them here

I think it was Futurama which had an episode with a similar theme. It had the line “It’s either a house, or food. Not both.”