I do not want and also do not have children.

However, my nieces are an absolute joy made all the better by the fact I can give them back when I reach my limit. 😐

That’s just the Cleveland Steamer. You’ll get used to the sensation soon.

Good thing is not potato. Because I do not have potato.

Wooden magnets? Now you’ve got to be making this up…

I have an older surface laptop I won as a prize at a conference. It is still receiving updates, works great (for what it is), and only has 4gigs of ram.

They can do it. They don’t want to.

Perhaps you should be the shotposting alt account you want to see in the world…

It’s yours now

You son of a bitch, I’m in!

Portrayal Of Violence

Yeah, because they were worried about Mike Tyson suing over the boxer they named Mike Bison, they shifted the names.

Yup, can definitely identify that there is a spider in that image.

Ah, Balrog was always the best name for you.

The bigger the gob, the better the job!

Please tag all shitposts so I can look at them first.

So, no, there isn’t. However, there is a signed conlang that is attempting to serve the same purposes as Esperanto but with hand signs.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Esperanto_manual_alphabet

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Oooo, thanks!

I’m pretty sure this violates the spirit, if not the letter, of the prime directive…

They do take bathrooms seriously. 10/10, would poop again.