How is he so bad at delivering this news? Don’t they have anyone better at this?!

This is capitalism people. Hire a parent doula. Let them do the busywork of digital parenting like minding internet activity, scheduling playdates, managing ad blockers, paying the Roblox allowance, or whatever largely digital activity your kids are involved with.

How is that not criminal obstruction?

My socks would be in there before I put them on for 100% of the cold days.

Charge nurse*. She is the main character whenever she’s in frame, no question.

Yeesh. That’s so much worse than I knew.

“I remember what happened last time we tried fascism…”

-Meloni, maybe

Almost like they know the answer is “no he really can’t” but want to save the shitstorm for after the midterms.

Oh, and you know who is? It’s a short list really: Paedophiles and the complicit.

Ah you’re a slipper bitch like me!

And some basic image editing! At last

“Capital class squeezes the working class. More at 8.”

Hell yeah. That’s more like it.

Far too few pawns on the left side

About the worst thing you can hear if you’re anywhere within a mile of a chip is “he’s got a gun”. True or not it’s cop code for “shoot them”.

Also not a doctor but glucometers can be cheap, not that scary, and answer exactly this question.

Maybe he could like police his streets then? Removing thugs with guns is, like, his job.

Oh buddy if only my setup was simpler. Between Ubuntu and Snap and external NTFS hard drives, I’ve got work to do to get this working.