Oh no wonder these brats are acting like this… you give a 25-year-old seven figures and… there you go. It’s like giving a five-year-old fucking sugar. Smack the goddamn out of him and send to his room with no supper.
gimpchrist
I make music, it doesn’t have lyrics so its nice background noise.
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So yeah that’s not how vaginas work holy fuck it looks like an open wound.
gimpchrist to News•Teen Trump supporter charged with threatening Harris backers at polling place with machete8117·7 months agoEighTEEN. He’s a fucking teenager get over it you fucking weirdo
gimpchrist to News•Teen Trump supporter charged with threatening Harris backers at polling place with machete789·7 months agoAn 18-year-old is a teenager. Your brain doesn’t stop developing until mid 20s.
gimpchrist to World News@lemmy.ml•For the 32nd consecutive year, the world votes to end the US embargo on Cuba in UN resolution45·7 months agoOkay cool but it still does absolutely nothing
gimpchrist to World News•North Korea launches a new intercontinental ballistic missile designed to threaten US.English55·7 months agoI think saying that it was specifically designed to threaten the us Mainland is a stretch
I’m tired. And hungry. And not having fun.
gimpchrist to BecomeMe@sh.itjust.works•Women view men as more attractive when they see them with kids, study finds310·11 months agoI certainly fucking don’t I want my own kids I don’t want to fucking take on somebody else’s fucking responsibilities
And people like you are why we can’t have cool things… people like you are the reason why fucking companies take away the fucking refunds policies. Not like people like you give a fuck though, I’m wasting my breath.
gimpchrist to Gaming@lemmy.ml•I carry my friends (to higher spots on the scoreboard than me)4·1 year agoHaha it’s me
gimpchrist to Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ•Hello all, the downvotes keep me inspired tbhEnglish33·1 year agoI didn’t say go out to the forest and murder everything you see in a bloodlust-filled killing spree with all of your friends. But okay go off.
gimpchrist to Vegancirclejerk - the largest community of actual vegans on the internet! Ⓐ⚑Ⓥ•Hello all, the downvotes keep me inspired tbhEnglish1712·1 year agoKill your own animals exists it’s called hunting… and one good Hunter can feed an entire village for a full season with one good kill. Don’t know why I’m bothering to comment on a fucking circle jerk post though God knows I’m going to be shit on for my opinion here
gimpchrist to CD Collectors@lemmy.sdf.org•The track listing is written out of order on this compilation of the V.I.P.’s entire discography1·1 year agoThat’s amazing I want one
Peach cobbler for me
This popped up on my YouTube for me the other day I decided to just randomly watch it and it wasn’t all that bad at all …it definitely passed the time and I got a couple Chuckles out of it. It’s obviously not the most original concept but it was still entertaining enough!
gimpchrist to Casual Conversation @lemm.ee•I kind of just need others uninvolved opinionEnglish6·1 year agoShe’s not interested in anything move on and don’t worry about it because you dodged a bullet
gimpchrist to Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•Is it morally wrong for a 18 year-old man to have sex with a 48-year-old woman2·1 year agoNow the real question is which one is you… a 16 year old trying to justify wanting to fuck a 21-year-old, or a 21 year old trying to morally justify why it’s okay to have sex with a 16 year old
She’s not carrying it… she’s dead… they are growing a baby inside of a corpse… which will not be very good for the development of the baby let me tell you… it’s almost like you need a living body to properly transfer nutrients to a growing human being but they’ll find out… they will find the fuck out. This is a fucking Horror Show