At a cellular level, the treatment recharged neuronal mitochondria, or the power plants that live inside the brain’s cells.

The writer couldn’t resist slippin’ in that little factoid lol

Italy, the Nestle of nations

“I hope it leaves Americans more supportive of investing in infrastructure. That would be a good outcome.”

Hopefully…

There’s a new Star Wars movie?

Bros, you killed the franchise with all the mediocre shit you pumped out. You bought an IP, you drove it into the ground by shoveling out a bunch of cash-grab trash, and now you wonder why people aren’t lining up for your new movie?

Are you kidding? There is literally no industry in which this strategy works. walmart might as well put out a special new “locally made” brand on their shelves, and marvel at why people aren’t falling over themselves to buy it.

wow people who listen to spotify have shit taste in music

lol

lol ok buddy

No, he’s just right to boo you

“After boarding the vessel and interviewing 26 suspected crew members from the Philippines, one suspected crew member from Portugal, and one from Indonesia, officers confirmed that 27 of the 28 subjects were involved in either the receipt, possession, transportation, distribution, or viewing of CSEM or child pornography,” the agency told The Independent in a statement.

Yeah, I don’t believe you. Just 30 or so immigrant crew members, all aboard the same boat, all sharing child porn. I dunno. Anything ICE does is probably either trying to muddy the waters around trump raping, murdering, and cannibalizing children, or in grabbing new people for trump to rape, murder, and eat. Kinda hard to take anything seriously from an administration devoted to protecting pedophile monsters.

What does the U.S. get?

The expansion of Special Zones for Employment and Economic Development (ZEDES), also known as “Private States,” in which countries cede part of their territorial sovereignty to private capital. In these zones, the country’s labor codes, minimum wage laws, environmental protection laws, and other legislation do not apply.

The creation of legislation favorable to investment by US and Israeli artificial intelligence companies in Honduras.

Jesus fucking christ

Former Honduras President Juan Orlando Hernández had this to say:

“In Honduras, you need force, you need logistics, you need blood. If you want to keep people under control, you need to oppress them. Squeeze them. Counter violence with violence. That’s what President Trump says, and just imagine he’s going to be there forever. How? I don’t know, but just imagine that, and do as I say. And don’t be so soft … Otherwise, you can’t do the job. That’s what Pablo Escobar said.”

Dude casually mentioning that trump plans on never ceding power, using violence

Shit, I stand corrected

republicans and election interference, name a more iconic duo

FDR says whut?

I don’t care about your incorrect opinions.

gets a list of popular progressives that win elections - “yeah but not like that, lemme move my goalposts real quick”

I’ve lived in red states all my life, Bernie was popular even among conservatives. You’re wrong.

Bernie Sanders would have won all three elections he was cheated out of

Zohran Mamdani, AOC, Rashida Talib, Ro Khana, Ilhan Omar, Bernie Sanders, and the rest of the progressives would like a word

If debbie wasserman schalz, hillary clinton, and the rest of establishment dems didn’t screw Bernie Sanders out of the democratic nomination TWICE, we would have had universal healthcare and legal weed in all 50 states by now.

you just really love the taste of boots, huh?

how dare you suggest we tax billionaires! Don’t you know they’re better than the rest of us? You can’t tax them because that’s not fair to the god-like status I have bestowed upon them! their money is special and shouldn’t be touched, they ripped off their workers and dodged taxes fair and square!