Good luck with your meeting!

Beautiful!

Awww those weasel hands

Oh great, good luck getting that outta my head!

OMG you’re inviting me over right? Because that is almost my ideal pizza!

Ah I love a light chores day :) Have fun at lunch!

Let me live vicariously - what toppings?

Aw man I bet stromboli first thing in the morning was amazing

Good idea! I don’t have Instagram but I bet YouTube has some good videos. Thanks!

This is super helpful - thank you!!

No, it’s Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you’ve earned it.

These are great, I want more. The communion card was especially brutal.

I’m so sorry for your loss. She looks like a sweet cuddly girl. :(

Very cool!

12 minutes to get to Aldi, and when I’m done there, just a few more minutes to get to Giant for the things I don’t get at Aldi.

I like both softener and dryer sheets ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Worth it!

OMG I just wanna squeeze those drummies and pinch the beans

Yup