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Cake day: July 2nd, 2023

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  • You bet!

    I’ll leave you with this gem -

    The horse and the chicken were strolling on the farm when the horse fell into deep quicksand. The chicken drove over in the farmer’s new SUV and yanked him out. A week later, the chicken fell in. The horse said, “Just grab onto my manhood and I’ll pull you up.” The moral of the story? If you’re hung like a horse, you don’t need a Porsche to pick up chicks.