@[email protected] I dunno, haven’t tried taking it to an airport lol. This was for getting onto a boat. Like hell if I’m casually leaving my country under this admin.

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@[email protected] Life is often a bad Photoshop

@[email protected] I’ve been trying to make sense of this joke for days, please explain it to me :google_emoji_kitchen_blob_and_loudly_crying_face_mashup:​

@[email protected] Hell yeah, love me contractions that are longer than the base terms combined

Am I using “gotta” correctly???

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@fissile I don’t suggest Jurassic World for that, it’s a pretty hard fap lmao

@dax That’s fucking awesome. My closest one closed down so now I need to drive like, 30 minutes away :google_emoji_kitchen_blob_and_confounded_face_mashup:​

@[email protected] I’ve been thinking of this for hours, this would be such a sick fucking name for a NSFW-focused Masto server

@[email protected] Haha, thanks but I’m actually doing OK here in Los Angeles.

Well not OK just. The weather is the least of my problems.

Just looked up the forecast for Romania and yikes yikes yikes, keep that advice and stay cool yourself 🙏​🙏​🙏​