The words “insects” and “mouth feel” do not belong in the same sentence.
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He’s got a point…not the Kool Aid man, obviously, but the guy who made the post.
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politics •Trump just revealed the real reason he wants permanent Daylight Saving TimeEnglish
7·2 days agoAnd his followers think this means that he’s actually lengthening the day to give us more daylight.
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pics•The US State Department lobby used to display the flags of the roughly 200 countries with which the US maintains diplomatic relations. Now, it displays 200 American flagsEnglish
10·2 days agoShouldn’t there be at least one Israeli flag in there somewhere?
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politics •Vance tells Americans not to ‘gripe about all the little things’ as prices soarEnglish
11·2 days agoThey must be very confident in their plans to retain power.
The balance is that a full time job should enable you to provide the basic needs for yourself.
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Ask Lemmy•What's the most horribly aged comedy film of the 2000's?English
21·3 days agoSam Grossman, dancing, with the hairy arms and big hands, should have his own franchise.
The game was very popular, but then Tiddley Winks betting parlors began to pop up in the seemier parts of towns and cities across the country and an unwholesome element pervaded the once innocent game. Prostitution and even sodomy thrived in the back alley Tiddley Winks parlors until Elliot Ness finally shut them down for good.
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Fuck AI•You cook the food and have a phone in your pocket. Why oh why are the pictures AI?English
2·5 days agoThat battered sausage picture is giving me “feelings.”
Gee Karl, don’t you think that maybe you had a little something to do with that?
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World News•Trump says it’s fine for Kim Jong Un to have nuclear weapons because ‘he likes me’English
12·6 days agoYes, but does he call himself “shit stain” like everyone else does?
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politics •Trump ads paid for by US government allegedly violate anti-propaganda lawsEnglish
3·6 days agoOh c’mon, those are more like “suggestions” than actual laws.
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News•Iran court upholds flogging sentence for singer who performed without hijabEnglish
5·6 days agoWas it THAT bad?
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Lemmy Shitpost•Armando needs to know which church to avoidEnglish
6·6 days agoHaste makes waste I always say.
You mean “fucking hot!”
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Progressive Politics•Trump allies could use midterms ‘counting window’ to disrupt results, experts warnEnglish
1·9 days agoGee, do you really think so?
Someone said “trains” and America thought they said “trans.”
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Not The Onion•Australian athlete apologizes for racing with diarrhea, forfeits the Beijing competition she wonEnglish
9·18 days agoWhy it’s called “the runs.”




He’s such a jokester! You guys have no sense of humor!
Not sure if lemmy does the “/s” tag so I want to point out that I am being sarcastic, obviously.