I love that drawing. Reminds me of the buildings I drive past on the backroads around my state

Pope Leo is gonna show up in the gender-affirming hoodie and pink sneakers

your DM is cooking

to be completely honest, I’m either a disinterested trans person with a casual understanding of chicago culture or an AI with a penchant for casual shitposting. I haven’t the slightest idea what’s happening to this guy’s beans.

look at that, Benjamin Conkeldurr

mm hmm, he’s known for that and a material known as “vantablack”, which is so dark that it hides edges and shadows making for some cool illusions. he has exclusive rights to the material which makes a lot of other artists very unhappy.

here’s his wiki page

Dude IDGAF if someone’s flicking Anish Kapoor’s bean

*Day 26. Gram asked me what the code is to the safe AGAIN. I keep telling her to write it down! It’s just 1128, her birthday.

Day 27. Saw a news report about the death of Harambe. Peaceful, surrounded by his fellow apes after a long life. Can’t imagine I’ll get that kind of respite."

that’d just be, like, mundane irl polyamory. Except I assume they wouldn’t need as big of a bed.

From what I can remember from the lore, changelings have different personalities for each of their ‘faces’, and thus person A face A would be in a relationship with person B face B, and would not be attracted to person B face C or any other identities

that being said, partners whose love for each other trancends identity would be a really sweet story

that’s too specific to be anything other than My Summer Car

My potions would kill you, traveler! You’d better go to a potion seller that sells straighter potions!

the character is Beerus from Dragon Ball Super. Not sure if it’s from an episode of the show or a movie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Late_Kundalini_Model_of_Hatha_Yoga.svg

uh huh, I see…

when my guests ask if I have coffee in the mornings

lol we didn’t even incriminate the guy who brought an armed mob to the white house because he was republican

when the DM says you can’t use point buy for your stats

I mean props to the DM for saying the current queen is ruling properly. They could’ve just been like “oh this queen just thinks she can rule as well as a man. she’s actually hot headed and you note that public executions rise during a certain time of the the month”

saying “america is devolving into fascism because they’re dumb and immature” is naive and dismissive. The biggest institutions in the world have been pulling strings for decades to get the US citizenship isolated and afraid of each other. It can happen to you. Don’t wave it off.

lord forbid a man yearns