Sounds like the same type of ignorant, idiotic narcissist who insists on his purity and bOtH pArTiEs ArE tHe SaMe LoL aMiRiTe

The horizon looks equally distant from all directions, so he must conclude that He is at the center of the multiverses! Unilateral stomping of rights, cruel chaos for domestic minorities within and also entire nations abroad, is a price he is willing to pay from a comfy distance, as he fondles his smelly little purity, sniffs his fingers, and exhales in smug self-satisfaction… “you’re welcome, people of the world, you’re welcome”.

An unskippable stream of The Imperial March.

Oh, I’m gonna get weird on you here, check it out:

As a very young boy back in the 70s, I remember being taken to a local theater by my brother, sister and their friends, and this theater was showing old movies or pre-movie reels, so my first cinema memory was what I now think was black-and-white Flash Gordon!

When the Jessica Lange and Jeff Bridges version of King Kong was still in big city theaters, another theater in my town screened… check it out… Godzilla Vs Mechanikong! And I was taken to see that one.

My very first proper movie in a large city experience, was to go to two separate theaters that day, the first was to see the star-studded war film A Bridge Too Far in the afternoon. Then the other, later one in the evening, was… drum roll, please… Star Wars. Which involved standing in line, waiting for three hours, or so.

But hey… you know… both parties are the same, amirite?
WHATABOUTBIDEN?!! He was just the same!

It’s incredible just how many people are lazy ignorant and can be easily manipulated into doing NOTHING over and over again and again and again…

At least they (boomers, exers, millennials, zoomers… whatever) didn’t vote for… (gasp)… a woman!
Because a woman for president?!! When PIGS fly!!!

Everyone: “C’MON, SEED!”
Bugs Bunny: “NO”

You could also switch it around with Lot’s wife turning back to catch a glimpse of Sodom and Gomorrah.

“Couldn’t resist the urge to sneak a quick peek? The punishment is DEATH BY STONE! And never mind poor widowed Lot and orphaned children, I don’t give a fuck!” - the just and merciful god of the desert.

Do you flop at slop? Stop!

I’m gonna go old school on you, remembering some of the pioneers from an age long past.

In 70s comedy, there was MASH (deftly balancing war and humor), Barney Miller (like a gritty urban Sydney Lumet movie, turned into a sitcom) and Taxi (Danny Devito, Christopher Lloyd and Andy Kauffman, WTF?!!).

In early-80s drama, there was Hill Street Blues (once again, like a gritty urban Sydney Lumet movie, turned into a brilliant ensemble cop drama) and St. Elsewhere (another ensemble, a Boston hospital drama with a good splash of magic realism, this is where Denzel Washington got his start!).

Later in the 80s and early 90s, there was yet another groundbreaking ensemble, Northern Exposure (a quirky and sophisticated half-serious drama, with LOTS of magic realism, about a small, remote Alaska town).

Finally, I can’t go without mentioning my favorite #1 all-time GOAT series, Mad Men. I’ve watched the entire thing at least four times, it’s like reading and re-reading the proverbial “Great American Novel”.

How the did know there be Batman to?

Yeah, but what about loneless asian men who live ashirt?

Splurging on gut health! I mean… the nerve of these… these… (shuffles cards)… uppity whippersnappers!

After some point, it becomes DELIBERATELY misunderstanding.

Now A.I.-powered by A.I.!

Patrick Ghost!

Head banging to the latest Carolingian chant!

Change the caption on the gears, and instead of pointing fingers at political parties, make it “We may or may not vote” on the left, then “Definitely not voting” on the right.

If you neglect elections and there’s a seesaw every two years, sure, that’s exactly what happens. But god forbid, to generate the requires electoral/political inertia for long-term change would require you people to… gasp!.. make a tiny amount of effort one day a year. And we can’t have that, now can we?

Oklahoma has been lying its’ ass off for so long, its’ nose now touches the Pacific.

I was not looking for not something
and then I found everything of nothing
and heaven knows I’m miserable now

That’s because you were looking for the upvotes.
It’s right there on the study. If you had been troll-posting looking for the downvote lulz, you would have gotten the reverse. The reverse of. The reverse of the thing of the thing of the reverse of.