Sony, but they fucking charge for it.

Says you.

A little less subtlety than the classics.

The other one wasn’t paid by Big History.

Explain like I’m Calvin.

Mmmm, pringles!

1. try it. Use big steps so you’ll easily know when you’ve gone too far.

2. maybe ratio is not the control point you want to change. Maybe aim for a shorter contact time?

Looks like Gene Simmons.

Scoops? SCOOPS??? How are you people making coffee without a weighing scale?

Isochronous Channels is the underlying feature that enables both auracast and your headset use case. An arbitrary number of full-bandwidth audio channels, with or without synchronisation, with arbitrary endpoints. Why is nobody selling a headset that implements this? Fucked if I know, mate.

I didn’t see any explanation of the innies staying out all night. Like what if outie Dylan had to go to his kids recital or something, and just never showed up? Did they just decide it was too boring to show them telling the outies that they wouldn’t be themselves until the next day? Or is there something more mysterious going on with the way time works for the innies?

Isocronous Channels. It’s been in the spec since 5.1 - 5.2. It’s the same as with auracast. The spec can already do it, but no vendors are implementing it.

Broadcast aka “Auracast”.

Basically I’d like to be able to buy any recent BT headphones or speaker and be able to:

• subscribe to gate announcements at the airport, and
• try to set up multi-room audio, even if it only works for me, when my phone is in range of whichever speakers.

I heard about this stuff before it was released and I was like “Wow that’s so cool! There are so many applications for it!” But since then all the device makers have been like “Wow that’s so boring, I definitely don’t want to use that - or if I do, just use the name for some marketing bs but never actually implement it properly”

Can I have the features I wanted from 5.1 available in more devices now?

Those American bathroom stall gaps are wild.

Cholula tastes great, but it’s barely even hot.

Actually I will, but i realized i misspelled the dudes name.

“CLOSED MARKETS DON’T WORK ANYMORE!!!”

There used to be a time delay of several years in these “Trump criticizes Trump” things. Are we still measuring time in Scaramouches?

I use it to discuss the pros and cons of potential refactorings, then laugh as it botches the implementation.

Space elevator when?