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Cy&H turning into False Knees?

I have to admit that I got to the comments before realizing it’s the Onion.

What was he supposed to do after losing the nomination.that you would not consider rolling over?

Awesome, I’m a Reaper user. Can never have too many free plugins.

Sorry, it’s rare that someone makes a misteak this bloody funny.

Is the first one supposed to just say Switch?

All Cocks Are Bastards.

Chicken Invaders?

If you have the wrong guy, just grab another guy! Easy! Do that until no more guys exist.

Huh? No, I didn’t think he would place massif tariffs on our trading partners. He implemented some tariffs in his last term but nothing close to this magnitude. I didn’t expect anything worse than that. I was wrong.

In case it wasn’t clear, I didn’t vote for him and never have.

Honestly I did not see Trump crashing the market for no reason. I don’t think anyone really did.

Are you ok over there?

I was just throwing out sealion bait. And I caught one!

You seem really worked up.

Nope!

True, I’ll get right on that.

By voting for and promoting conservatives and their policies.

Congrats on retiring early. You got yours. Keep making sure others don’t get theirs.

Angsty teenager mentality at its finest.

“Also” meaning in addition to countering a functioning global economy?