

Why do you folks think that joyriding and grand theft auto are different statutes? Mens rea in theft is very important and it has to have an intent to deprive. A jury wouldn’t believe your example, but this dude actually DID bring them to the sheriff. You could argue civil tresspass to chattels or some local level minor property charge for unauthorized use if they didn’t think they were depriving someone of their property. But it’s not theft.





















Yeah but like, shattering cereals would be appreciative of the habitat. That sorta argument justifies keeping a mutant around for laughs. Or pugs.