Yeah, the Dallas i remember from growing up was a lot greener than what reality is showing me lately. Zeroscape lawns have taken over a good chunk of the richer neighborhoods. I guess when you piss $100 into the lawn every month, you start to see the appeal of having a massive Zen-garden.

Texan: First time?

Removed by mod

And both on my “skip during my yearly rewatch” list…

As someone who spent a week in a mental hospital after my ‘attempt’, fuck you.

Oh shit!? Is there a new Ed video I missed!?

I usually turn my head one way and stage whisper the parentheticals.

The only thing I remembered about that commercial, is the number of tires changed in each shot…

When I was in high school, a girl passed me a note:

Are you gray?

Never forgot the spelling ;)

Emoji posts are instabans. Speak seriously if you want to be taken seriously.

And what fresh hell is yet another vibe coded patch gunna bring?

Yeah, I got the memo. It’s over there, under the catch-of-the-day…

He doesn’t have a new attitude, he gambled and lost.

Greed

When using a tool, doing a task, having pieces of flair, becomes a metric; people will lie, cheat and bypass in order to look good …

“Mother Superior, we’ve discovered a case of syphilis!”

“Oh wonderful! I was getting tired of the Chablis…”

Frakin’ toaster

This, but for new tech.

“Dude, did you just ‘sniff’ your new graphics card!?”

“Do you not?”

The Fifth Element

Don’t even need to watch it ever again, it just plays on a loop in my mind.

experiences flashbacks