superSecretThrowaway

Nah, it’s probably fine. Don’t bother checking your accounts for the next 4 months, you have no reason

I certainly hope it’s not your last!

I almost married my ex. The only reason I didn’t was because she broke up with me on Thanksgiving, almost 1 year after I proposed. It was not a good relationship, I was just blind to the red flags

Lol right before you paused to sharpen the blade I was thinking that the scythe was super dull

We sure do!