How did you find the job?

Do they pay you pretty well?

Most liked: satire with a straight face

Least liked: romance, horror, anything that looks depressing

American Vandal has two seasons on Netflix. It’s a straight faced investigative series of some high school pranks writ large. It’s fucking hilarious.

But I listened to 90 seconds of a podcast from my favorite fitness influencer, so basically I have an MD now, right?

Maybe not, and I doubt he’d be able to figure out an Amazon locker all on his own

Or Amazon, DoorDash, or PornHub

I can read the numbers just fine but I can’t read any of the names. Weird.

SOH CAH TOA in trigonometry

Is the kitty on the left a turkish van kitty?

A vegan crossfit marathoner who uses Arch btw and trades crypto: his head might burst before he figures out which one he wants to talk your ear off about.

Hell of a lot faster than going through the courthouse for a name change. Probably cheaper and more effective too.

I’m guessing entertainers have the same problem pro athletes do: they’re very good at their trade but tend not to have great money management skills.

OSU? I’m assuming it’s Oregon State. Oklahoma State is too flat for that, and Ohio State is too urbanized for that.

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Firetruckin

$11.3M, 90 students, $125k average

Jackie Daytona’s home is a beautiful place

$7.5M? Yeah let me get my checkbook out.

Undoubtedly it’s a nice place in a nice neighborhood, but Preston Hollow is way too blue blood bougie country club for my tastes. Even if I was rich I’d still stick out like a sore thumb for having grown up in poverty.

Thanks I hate it

Fuck. That. Noise.