clever & funny bio goes here
I’ve never actually taken a formal IQ test, and I’d have trouble justifying the time and effort.
I know exactly one person who took a formal IQ test, and it was because their parents pushed them into it in middle school.
If I won $50M in the powerball and never had to work again, maaaybe I could justify doing one just for shits and giggles.
The track I’m recommending is the Postmodern Jukebox cover of Blackstreet’s “No Diggity” featuring Ariana Savalas on vocals.
For your requirements
popular song
Yes - the original got a ton of airplay on MTV and radio in the early 90s
from the 80s or 90s
Yes
hard rock or metal version
Nope
female vocalist
Yes
Link:
If Savalas sounds familiar, her dad is the actor Telly Savalas.
Cable porn vs cable gore
I’ve seen a similar cartoon with a cat paw coming through the glory hole and bopping the dude in the face
Thanks for the alt-text. There’s not much contrast between the font color and the surrounding background color.
I know server space and bandwidth and payroll + benefits for programmers aren’t free, and apple isn’t a non-profit like my local food bank and homeless shelter.
But I’m also not thrilled about ads invading apple maps.
I don’t know how to square the circle though.
I have vague memories of a scene in Idiocracy that was probably a reference to this brand.
There was a billboard in the background with the text
If you don’t smoke Tarrlytons, then fuck you!
It might have even been Will Ferrell depicted on the billboard.
Van Gogh was a very sunaliveed painter.
Same.
I’ve heard a joke among some cat owners to the effect of:
What’s the optimal number of cats to own?
One more
It’s the same way with providing context and details.
What’s the ideal amount of context to provide?
More!
Unstructured downtime
You done fucked up A-a-ron
My favorite thing of his is still the American Vandal series on Netlfix. He had a pretty major role in season 1.
USMNT might have had some sympathy, until 47 interceded regarding what happened to Balogun. Some of his predecessors could’ve made the call & handled the situation with grace & tact, and others wouldn’t have bothered trying.
In a vacuum, was the red card a bad call by the ref? Arguably so. But 47 generally isn’t the person you want making an appeal on your behalf.
I wouldn’t insult anal beads by comparing them to copilot.
empathy is a higher order law.
Anon forgot that having an asshole doesn’t mean you should regularly act like one.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
In June 2022, I applied for the job that I’ve held for some time now.
Roughly a week after I submitted my application, I got a call offering me an interview, and the interview slot itself was about a week after the call, so about two weeks after the date I applied.
During the week leading up to the interview, I had a very vivid dream in which I woke up somewhere out in the countryside in Ukraine, as a foreign volunteer fighting for Ukraine.
I wasn’t worried about seeing combat or getting hurt or dying. I was primarily worried that I was going to miss out on my job interview.
I loved hearing him on King of the Hill.
An online IQ test is probably just as meaningful as a sorting hat quiz, or whatever the 2020s equivalent is.
Which is to say, it’s useful as a bullshitting session conversation starter with friends so long as all are aware any results should be taken with a massive grain of salt.