On the one hand, that type of housing complex does sound heinous. On the other hand though… fuck Menlo Park.

RogueAmoeba makes decent software for audio editing on Mac.

The varieties of the drink involved in the notice include 28oz bottles of Gatorade Lemon Lime, Lime Zero, Orange and Gatorade Orange Zero, the notice said.

"My job consists of basically masking my contempt for the assholes in charge, and, at least once a day, retiring to the men’s room so I can jerk off while I fantasize about a life that doesn’t so closely resemble Hell.”

Who went to prison forrrrrrrrr… went to prison forrrrrrrrr…. Oh right:

In 2015 he was accused of evading banking regulations as part of a plan to pay hush money to conceal unspecified “prior misconduct.” Nearly a year later, prosecutors said Hastert’s alleged misconduct involved the sexual abuse of teenage boys on his wrestling team in Yorkville, a small town west of Chicago.

Good idea to ditch it. Shoot, my therapist and I are even concerned that their telehealth platform — more of a practice management software (simplepractice) — just added this new AI tool called “Care Aide” as an option.

Let me guess: three-time Trump voters who would absolutely vote for him if he was running again but are temporarily inconvenienced

He was only five-foot three but girls could not resist his soapy tiddies, or whatever the Modern Lovers said

It’s classic academics. They’ll form committees, have an open forum or town hall, take feedback, form more committees, just look busy while failing to address the actual issue. Maybe someone towards the top resigns (unlikely) but then the rest just sort of coalesce T-1000 style to keep everything the same.

It’s not medically ethical to kill people. Why are you even involved? Oh right, because it’s amateur hour and you’re the scabs who are willing to do it.

They also burn them for the black metal and whatnot.

“Americans are still ramping up their discretionary spending across both goods and services, suggesting consumers are increasing their spending because they want to and not because they have to,” Bank of America said last month in an analysis of card spending of its own customers.

Get fucked BofA, maybe we’re having to pay more for stuff like Hulu because they’re raising prices and we need something to fall asleep to so the screams in our head are a little quieter.

I’m deep in the maize maze aka the trademarked corn-kudzu hybrid, “cornzu”

All capitals, red pen, initialed TDC

That’s called a “ro-sham-bo”

Bazongas

Dang, didn’t know that. When even Pfizer etc is unwilling to take your money… yikes. Getting injected with toilet lean is just heinous.

The reason people tend to survive this stuff is because the medical community isn’t about killing people. You get whatever schlub that failed a phlebotomy class and became a prison guard, whatever drugs pharmaceutical companies are still willing to sell you, and it’s pure barbarism.

Just enough to keep people from going into withdrawals. A little AI, as a treat.