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Muad'dib@sopuli.xyzEnglish · il y a 12 heures

Video game characters should swear when they get hurt

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Video game characters should swear when they get hurt

Muad'dib@sopuli.xyzEnglish · il y a 12 heures

rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · il y a 2 jours

The weather is definitely changing.

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The weather is definitely changing.

rainrain@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · il y a 2 jours

Chozo@fedia.io · il y a 14 heures

Teslas have been consuming a lot of gasoline lately.

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Teslas have been consuming a lot of gasoline lately.

Chozo@fedia.io · il y a 14 heures

whoisearth@lemmy.ca · il y a 2 heures

Elon Musk gives off final boss energy with those monologues you press 'b' to skip

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Elon Musk gives off final boss energy with those monologues you press 'b' to skip

whoisearth@lemmy.ca · il y a 2 heures

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dohpaz42English · il y a 1 jour

If we give human names to dogs, do they give dog names to us humans?

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If we give human names to dogs, do they give dog names to us humans?

dohpaz42English · il y a 1 jour

iii@mander.xyzEnglish · il y a 1 jour

To most, consensus and truth are the same

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To most, consensus and truth are the same

iii@mander.xyzEnglish · il y a 1 jour

PlaidBaron · il y a 14 heures

We unwittingly ingest each other's dead skin cells all the time. This means we all practice cannibalism on a regular basis.

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We unwittingly ingest each other's dead skin cells all the time. This means we all practice cannibalism on a regular basis.

PlaidBaron · il y a 14 heures

Neverbeaten · il y a 16 heures

With every exhale, we're smelling the inside of our lungs.

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With every exhale, we're smelling the inside of our lungs.

Neverbeaten · il y a 16 heures

Clinicallydepressedpoochie · il y a 12 heures

Sometimes, when I just barely knock the remote and some random show like Reba pops on, I can feel cable programing trying to take back control.

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Sometimes, when I just barely knock the remote and some random show like Reba pops on, I can feel cable programing trying to take back control.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie · il y a 12 heures

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xia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · il y a 2 jours

If you have a circle of friends, then by definition they are all fringe

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If you have a circle of friends, then by definition they are all fringe

xia@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · il y a 2 jours

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DaddleDew · il y a 1 jour

What if there really was a "pee tape"?

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What if there really was a "pee tape"?

DaddleDew · il y a 1 jour

irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeEnglish · il y a 2 jours

The internet used to come through the phone, now the phone goes through the internet.

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The internet used to come through the phone, now the phone goes through the internet.

irelephant [he/him]🍭@lemm.eeEnglish · il y a 2 jours

· il y a 18 heures

All my sisters are "independent workers" (self-employed) (Dentist, Bureaucratic Procedures Manager), while all my brothers and I are salaried workers (Oil Company, Restaurant, Food Distributor).

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All my sisters are "independent workers" (self-employed) (Dentist, Bureaucratic Procedures Manager), while all my brothers and I are salaried workers (Oil Company, Restaurant, Food Distributor).

· il y a 18 heures

ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · il y a 3 jours

If you are ever feeling like what you are doing is meaningless, remember that there are American lawyers and judges who have spent many years studying US constitutional law.

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If you are ever feeling like what you are doing is meaningless, remember that there are American lawyers and judges who have spent many years studying US constitutional law.

ERROR: Earth.exe has crashed@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · il y a 3 jours

ZephyrXeroEnglish · il y a 3 jours

From Wolfenstein 3D to Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, gamers have been preparing for this era for 33 years

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From Wolfenstein 3D to Indiana Jones and the Great Circle, gamers have been preparing for this era for 33 years

ZephyrXeroEnglish · il y a 3 jours

Clinicallydepressedpoochie · il y a 2 jours

Cheese pizza Lunchables have taught me that yellow cheese should be used in smaller proportions then white cheese or yellow cheese is more scarce/valuable then white cheese.

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Cheese pizza Lunchables have taught me that yellow cheese should be used in smaller proportions then white cheese or yellow cheese is more scarce/valuable then white cheese.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie · il y a 2 jours

آبی‌تبی@programming.dev · il y a 2 jours

Why would an all loving god create hell?

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Why would an all loving god create hell?

آبی‌تبی@programming.dev · il y a 2 jours

SkeezixEnglish · il y a 3 jours

Gotye is just someone that we used to know.

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Gotye is just someone that we used to know.

SkeezixEnglish · il y a 3 jours

Clinicallydepressedpoochie · il y a 3 jours

When picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.

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When picking location for reincarnation USA is a really popular choice for obvious reasons but don't pick it, it's a total bait and switch.

Clinicallydepressedpoochie · il y a 3 jours

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · il y a 3 jours

If I lived in Stockton I'd start a podcast and call it STalkton.

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If I lived in Stockton I'd start a podcast and call it STalkton.

Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · il y a 3 jours

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A “Showerthought” is a simple term used to describe the thoughts that pop into your head while you’re doing everyday things like taking a shower, driving, or just daydreaming. The most popular seem to be lighthearted clever little truths, hidden in daily life.

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